To the tune of "Suteki da Ne?" from Final Fantasy X

I have had a horrible tragedy,
here in my room, that's really wrong.
I have seen something that has scarred me bad,
and turned me off to sex for life.

It started with a wanker and a Sue,
dumb yet harmless, or so thought.
Then the thing that I feared at last happened,
they began to make TEH HAWT LURVE!

My life was over, I died and went to Hell 'cause nothing could suck worse than that.
I did not know, that I bought "TeEnAge ****kers Gone Wild Volume X".
If I wanted, this then I would've bought, FFX-2 it has, more lesbians.

*Instrumental Interlude*

I wandered lost and alone for a time,
sad and depressed, that I had lived.
My death had been but a dream after all,
and here I thought things had went my way.

I asked my psychiatrist what he thought,
about my plight, about my soul.
He said he'd never seen stuff quite this bad,
even the worst of the Bible.

My life was over,
I've died and gone to Hell cause no-one can help me no more.
I'd seen something, so bad that it could not be forgotten even by time.
Why had Square lied, they should have shown it with, a big disclaimer or, a seizure screen.